you do not do number 2’s on the tour bus

what happens when you’re out, stays out

there is never the best time to do anything

now is just as good a time as any

if he wants to borrow 5 lend him 10 on the understanding

it is a gift as

there is never a good time to call in a loan

if it’s broke fix it, if it ain’t broke leave it the fuck alone

if you see something you want or really like buy it there & then

‘cos when you go back whatever it is, it will be gone

if you can’t afford to replace it if it breaks

don’t borrow it

if they say it was only the once, it wasn’t

it is never only the tip

if you don’t want to, don’t

if you do want to: are there witnesses, can you blame someone else?

have you properly cleaned up afterwards?

you can always turn around

nobody is watching but the government & they are lazy bastards

so make sure you cover your tracks (see above)

buy an ice cream (or whatever) when you want one or buying when you need is too

late-same applies to drinking water

VPN’s are no longer a luxury item

not everyone is pleased to hear your good news

forgive them but never forget their name, where they live or give them chance to pull

the same stunt again

a wise man can be a fool, a fool can be wise only through experience the truly wise

learn from fools’ mistakes rather than their own

if they claim to be an expert let them be, the people we want around us are the one’s

just ahead: they know the mountain we are climbing better